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You bite it in that?

[ delicacy isn't a strong suit ]

(This approach is preferred.)

Yep. Hard.

Weird. Remember any of it?

The whole thing.

Sucks that I missed out on attending my own funeral, but I guess the timeline stuff didn't work that way.

Shit, that's rough. You do a wake? That's the good bit, anyway.

Nope. Think we missed our window.

Nah. Fuck that. You die, you get to do a wake. Wrap it in next time there's drinks.

Hmm. I think I'll use it as an excuse whenever somebody asks me to do something I don't want to do.

'Sorry, can't, have to go to my own wake'—

Nah, can't put me on duty. I've been dead for months.

I'd better do nothing for maybe three more months actually, just to be safe.