If being this muddy and dirty is what it takes to properly raise a dog, Loki will be opting out, thanks.

He is a very sweet and intelligent creature though; Loki can see the appeal.

"Hm. Well. Something something husband something something disapproval something something what are you doing is what I expected the opening salvo to be, honestly." But, you know. There's something refreshing about being surprised in a pleasant direction.